Oh Oscar You letter was so charming. Of course, there is no Texas boy who can compare to you. Why Dizzy, he's English and so formal, he's into body building and just isn't a lot of fun. As for Ajax, he's still a kit in a lot aways, like a brother, still silly and annoying, one foot doesn't know where the other foot is going. I am even helping raise him. I am still wanting to take that cruise on your Dad's boat on the boyou maybe in the moonlight???, we could take a long nap before we go so we can stay awake long enough. While the humans are out shopping, maybe we can do a sock raid, I hear college boys have lots of fun doing that all the time. I will get Lillie those multicolored cherrios and pick out all the red ones just for her if it keeps her in a good mood. Unfortunately, I am going to have to bring the whole crew with me but hey, what the heck, the more ferrets, the more fun line dancing. Maybe we can do a Radio Shack commercial, all 10 of us in a line dancing weaving through their sterio equipment isle. One, two, kick, one, two kick. Oh Oscar, what a time we will have. Your little darling, Easy Off, via Millie and her laughing rolling tumbling noble cleaning crew Easy Off: the most perfect ferret in the whole wide world Ammonia: Why does she keep batting those eyes - does she have a blemish in her eyes like she does on her nose, snurkle snurkle Cascade: Dizzy, doesn't that just make your blood flow Ajax: the guys name isn't "OH, Oscar" Oh, Oscar" its just plain Oscar Dizzy: They are difficult, Ajax, but once you earn their affection, its worth every bit of it. Joy: Will some nerd quit swinging the hammock, its making me sea sick Dizzy: Well the Gestopo is back to her normal self again. [Posted in FML issue 2503]