Did you read that GRANDMA, he invited me to come visit him, I gotta get all my stuff outta my hideyhole, think I should take him a neck bandero from Texas - we could look like the 4th of July poster watching the fireworks, what do you think, a full swimsuit or two piece, the top of my beaniebag suit fits but with my pearshape figure, the bottom doesn't, can you make me another bottom, please, and I need to write Oscar and tell him being an MF ferret makes no difference to me cause I'm an MF ferret too and boy those humans who complain about that monthly thing, they oughta be a ferret! then they'd have something to complain about, and where is the Deodorizing spray for under my arms and can you get me the encyclopedias down to read again, you put them on the top shelve, I can knock everything else down but them and and and WHAT????????????? What do you mean I can't go - you won't be able to supervise us!!! My gosh Grandma, we're not kits anymore, we're MF's, remember, adults!!! this isn't the year "BC" GRANDMA......pleaseeeeeeee Oh Oscar, alas Shakespeare will never get to write about our romance, <sob>. Easy Off via Millie & her sympathizing noble cleaning crew Easy Off: the most perfect ferret in the whole wide world Ammonia: Awww Easy Off, don't cry, there is always the internet Cascade: Right, Easy Off, and you always have us and we won't kiss you goodnight either Ajax: I am NEVER going to be a gentlemen, never Dizzy: Yah, Easy Off, get Grandma to light a candle, I'll take you boating around the bathtub. Joy: I say let the silly Sprite go [Posted in FML issue 2490]