My dearest Oscar I would be more than willing to share my title with you, Oscar, and would not even have to add "male" in there. You sound wonderful. Are you going with anyone right now. It's been said manya special romantic relationship started over the internet and you sound just like someone I would like to know better. I am about 2 1/2 lbs, have beautiful beady little eyes, a light face with just enough gray to highlight and make my face angel like - look like the ferret in the blue cap in the poster of the 3 sailors - very pink little nose and neat white paws, dainty little paws. I am a lovely dancer, and conversationalist, and know a little about a lot of things. Maybe we can get together sometime. Jasmine, being the cutest ferret in the whole wide world, just what color are you???? Is it your actions or your color that makes you so cute. Joy has a naked belly too with a little stubble. Grandma says she would reshave it if winter wasn't coming on, she loves her "gross" tummy. Yukk Sabina, obviously you been listening to your owners too much again. You know how prejudice they are. It seems a lot of em really really are in love with their own ferrets regardless of what size, shape, and personality, they are just blinded of any faults at all. Personally I think it is admirable of them and I tip my hat, if I had one, to all those humans who love their darlings enough to say they are the most perfect ferret in the whole wide world. Humans, I solute you. May you multiply and take in those of us who got off to a bad start in life and need someone to think we are perfect too. Easy Off via Millie and her noble cleaning crew Easy Off: the most perfect ferret in the whole wide world Ammonia: hehehe, see there, see how common "perfect" is, now as for me! Cascade: Where did kissing get started anyway, who thought it up???? Ajax: Uncle Dizzy, I outweigh you, now will you get the heck off me. Dizzy: Just keeping the old bod tuned to "perfection" sonny. Joy: Oh, a sprites job is never done, gotta clean clean clean, opps let me see that ear again Ajax. [Posted in FML issue 2488]