Dashing up the tree first thing Christmas day Ferrets jump the gate laughing all the way Bells on branches ring making ferrets nip as I try to catch them all before the aspen tips! Oh! Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Ferrets up my tree! Oh what fun they think it is to scare thier dear mom-eeeEEE Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Ornaments will drop as ferrets jump and bounce, and bump, to get right to the top! [Posted in FML issue 2482]