Well, we have kind of a serious problem. We just adopted a big male fert who we named Ludo (from the movie Labyrinth). He is so big and bumbly and we love him to death, but he bites so incredibly hard. It's almost unbearable. He breaks skin every time. We have scruffed him, but it is very hard to get ahold of his neck without getting bitten again. He is only 5 monts old, so he has even more growing to do. We have to solve this problem. It is getting out of hand. Other things we have tried are blowing in his face, water bottle squirts ( he loves the water so this just makes him play more), and putting our knuckle down his throat a ways when he bites it. Our little girl Quigly hated these things and only took a week or so to stop biting, but he doesn't show any signs of improvement. Does anybody have any more ideas? One thing we were thinking of was bitter apple, but we don't want Quig to have to taste it. On a much funnier note, our kitten Tim is becoming a ferret. He war dances and even tries to dook sometimes. The funniest thing is when he tries to get into the ferret hidey holes and gets stuck. It's a riot! Thank you for any advice that you send, in advance. We really need your help. It's not a matter of getting rid of him because we will never do that to any of our pets. It's just a matter of our safety and the safey of other people who come over. Angela, Billy, Quig, Ludo, Miss Q, and Tim [Posted in FML issue 2471]