Ilena, You do know that I was just posing a "what if" situation, but I was thinking along the same lines as you. So, here it is. I really doubt anything will come of this, but by the time most of the FML folks read this, a copy will already be in the mail to Radio Shack Corporate Headquarters. Never hurts to try :) Scott and the Mustelid Mob Jopal Ferret Haven RADIO SHACK AD LOCATION: MALL INTERIOR at closing time. The RADIO SHACK manager is lowering a GRILL TYPE GATE. Camera pulls back to reveal several very intent FERRETS in the PET STORE directly across from RADIO SHACK. MALL LIGHTS go out one by one. "SPY" music plays as FERRETS escape from CAGE and dash across MALL to RADIO SHACK. Sounds of FERRET GIGGLING come from RADIO SHACK. Cut to INTERIOR RADIO SHACK. Ferrets riding on RADIO CONTROLLED PICKUP TRUCK as another FERRET plays with CONTROLS. Cut to MEDIUM SHOT FERRETS dancing on KEYBOARD, playing lively "CONGA" song and FERRETS dancing in a conga line. FERRET riding on RADIO CONTROLLED TRUCK in background. Cut to CLOSE UP of FERRET and TELEVISION REMOTE CONTROL. TELEVISION turns on as FERRET flips through channels and stops at RADIO SHACK ad. Cut to EXTERIOR of shop BACK DOOR. KEY is put into lock. Cut to, FERRETS looking up at SOUND of door opening. FERRETS scamper away. MANAGER and ASSISTANT enter and find the REMOTE CONTROL TRUCKS in the middle of the store, the KEYBOARD on. CLOSE UP of RS MANAGER and ASSISTANT standing in doorway looking across to FERRETS in PET STORE, apparently sleeping innocently. MANAGER: "It's the same thing every night. I wish I knew what was going on." ASSISTANT: (Staring at FERRETS) "You don't think . . . " MANAGER and ASSISTANT (in unison) "Nahhhhhhhh." CLOSE UP of FERRETS sleeping in a pile. One FERRET lifts his head and winks. VOICE OVER: "Radio Shack . . . the store no one can resist." [Posted in FML issue 2474]