Hope you folks in Texas are keeping dry.Valentine,Jasmine,Taz and I put our heads together and translated some more ferret latin. Ferretus Roadrunnerus-those fuzzies that get in the room faster than you can close the door. Ferretus Sportcarus-closely related to Ferretus Roadrunnerus,it is those ferrets that go from 0 - 60 in 3 seconds.This doesn't apply on tile floors. Ferretus Burn Rubberus-the ferretus sportcarus trying to get going on a tile floor. Ferretus Tazmaniaus-those ferts that go through a clean room,and without touching anything,leave a mess behind them. Ferretus Dead Bugus-ferrets that suddenly stop what they're doing and lay on the floor with all four feet in the air. Ferretus Ptooeyus-the fine art of spitting out all over your human the food or medicine your human just put in. Ferretus Air Jordanus-those ferrets that take a flying leap and land in the middle of the garbage can or the clean clothes basket.Nothing but clothes. Sandy & fuzzy translators [Posted in FML issue 2466]