Hello all, it's been a while but here I am again. Reet--Both Loki and Balder yawn when I scruff them. I honestly think it's just a reaction to being turned "off." Also, I don't know why, but I think Dexter is an awesome name for a ferret (probably because of Dexter's Lab and "Dexter" being the real name of Freakazoid (I'm a cartoon fanatic!)) :). Brandy--you really had us worried! We don't want to lose any precious ferret fans over a joke!! Whew! Bob C.--thank goodness you're ok!!! And forgive a stupid question, do you really have 22 FERRETS!!??? Since Bob's busy, anybody else who wants to and can answer that is welcome to. (he has 22????) All--My condolences to everyone who has lost a ferret or had medical problems in the last few weeks. There are so many, I keep all of you and your fert fuzzies in my heart. And finally, my fiance Rick brought up something the other day when I scruffed Loki (he pooed on the carpet) to turn him off for a minute (his feet were supported, no flames please!). If you hung ferrets on those skirt hangers (or a clothesline w/clothespins) by the scruff in the "off" position, you could just choose one to wear everyday with your outfit. Hmmm...today I think this plaid would go well with a DEW or maybe a cinnamon... (DUE TO THE RECENT UPROAR OVER BBQING FERRETS, I WOULD LIKE TO ADD THAT NO REASONABLE HUMANS WOULD HANG A FERRET ON A HANGER (OR ANYTHING) IN THE OFF POSITION, OR ANY POSITION--and if you do you have some serious mental problems...although it does make for a cute mental image--) Carrie, Rick, Loki (you wouldn't REALLY hang us on a clothesline, would you momma? It's been SO hot lately...) and Balder (Yeah, don't, I won't even poop on the floor anymore!...hehheh, just kidding) ---- Their continuing mission: to leave no drawer (/. .\) uninvestigated, to seek out new linatone, new __ "_ ___ treats, to boldly go where no ferret has gone -///-\\\-- before! [Posted in FML issue 2433]