Well, thank you all for the most humorous responses on how to get one's fair share of the liquid refreshments in this joint. To the one who suggested drinking water - right, and I can just see Coke Cola's ad dropping the polarbears and using ferrets to demonstrate how good their product is while the owner is in the background suffering from withdrawal symptoms. Loved the bottle technique but I was going for ice here, bottles during the day, ice at night. So, I feel absolutely confident: a mayo jar, I will still Liquid Nail it to a ceramic tile, and a screwon lid - heavy, solid, holds icecubes and the lid will hold the smell and hopefully the sound of fizzy until opened for a quick slug. I knew together we could lick this problem......... Millie & her noble sticky gooey cleaning crew Easy Off: the most perfect ferret in the whole wild world - Pandora???? Ammonia: Coke, coke, gotta have coke, pleaseeeeeee Grandma, gimmie gimmie gimmie - its for Easy Off, you know. Cascade: the observer, keep rocking my hammock for me Ajax and can you reach over and get me a kernel of TF, gotta keep your credit good. Ajax: Well, what's it gonna be, you gonna give me that toy or am I going to yell at the top of my lungs. Dizzy: HeidiHo good neighbors, jolly good time Joy: sniff sniff sniffsniff CASCADE you huzzie, you've been sleeping in Dizzy's hammock again. [Posted in FML issue 2433]