Happy Monday, Fellow Dookers! Dis is da Dodge' back adain to telled yous dat my heinee is perfek!! Lotsa nice peoples wroted to my momma on da puter to telled her dat if she useded some hemorrhoid cream dat had shark's liver oil inded it, dat it would make my heinee all betters. Dey said dat Prep'ration H duddn't have nuna' dat oil in it so it won't workeded so good. "FANK YOU, NICE HOOMANS!!!" ^v^ I dunno caused we useded dat Panolog stuff from da book-readin' vet but you can bet dat I will 'member dat jus in case momma fergets!! Diddn't nobody say what maybe causeded it, but momma finally useded her silly hooman head and looked at da Ferret Central web site. It telleded her dat maybes I haded diarrhea or constipation dat causeded me to git dat fingie on my heinee. I fink dat eatin' dat little hooman's rubber bouncy-ball maybe had sumpfin to do wif it but, just tween you n' me fellow fuzzies, if'n I sees it again, I'S G O N N A C H E W S O N I T S O M E M O R E!!!!! <DOOK DOOK DOOK!!> HEY - dose ChewEasel fingies gotted here an me an' da girls was a'mose FIGHTIN over dems!! We love 'em 'cause dey feel n' tayse like we ain' 'possa hab dem!! Dey chewey an dey tayse yummy for our tummies!!! Momma gibbeded dem to us and we runned off and hided dem in our 'pecial hidey-holes. DEN we comed right back to momma and crawleded all over her ta see if she gotted any mores dat she wood gibbeded us!! Sumtimes we can be sneeky like dat an' momma finks dat we eateded our goodies wen really we just hideded dem for later!! Well, dookers... 'gotta go dance wif da' girls! I fink I's gonna try to drag Dex & MoJo 'round to see if maybe dey will stayed in a hidey-hole for wen I wants to plays wif dem later... Dooks & fuzzy kissies & lovies & good fuzzy vibes to all dose silly hoomans out dair!! Dodger >^v^<-,----------,'''''''' [Posted in FML issue 2438]