Valentinus,Jasminus,and Tazus decided it was time for some ferretus latinus.Hold on to your ferretus,here we go. Ferretus Bombus-that nervous,smelly poopie your ferret saves up for the vet. Ferretus Grasshopperus-that funny hopping dance done while following a jumping bug. Ferretus Speedus Lightus-the velocity attained heading for treat time. Ferretus Borgus-the term used for those ferts that say 'your socks WILL be assimilated.'. Ferretus Godzillaus-those ferts which believe that size does matter. Ferretus Klingonus-the noisy ferts that love to jump on the other guys,and wrestle for the fun of it. Ferretus Beamus me Upus-those ferrets that you see one place,and turn around and see in another,and you don't see how they could have gotten there. Ferretus Use the Forceus-those talented ferts that got the raisins from the top shelf in the cupboard,that you need a step stool to reach. Ferretus Hordeus-those ferts that heard about the Y2K,and are hiding food and treats in preperation. Ferretus Alienus-the funny looking ferts you saw in Roswell,NM. We now return control of your computer to you. Sandy & 2 Ferretus Twerpus and 1 Ferretus Angelus(yeah right) [Posted in FML issue 2437]