Let me see,how do you diaper a ferret? Very carefully.Well, have you tried to hold one still while putting on a very small pampers.I'd say try duck tape,or was that spelled with a t.Maybe you should use one of those poop bags they use with carriage horses.That would be kind of cute,a ferret pulling a little cart.All kidding aside,I'd say follow him around with a roll of paper towels,or train him again on what proper potty habits are.Now I've left you dangling. By the way Zen,you don't mind me using your first name do you? Anyway Babble On 5.(Sorry)Would the person that sent me the 800 number for Ferrets Unmasked Video try again.The # I have is a fax number,and I never got a fax back.The Sheppard and Greene video is good,but short.It is informative,and works well for a beginner. For Duffers human,look up tonight and see that new star twinkling at you.That's your fur angel.I have one up there too. Sandy(aren't the stars pretty) Valentine(there's Chelsea mom) Jasmine(they sure do shine) Taz(there are so many) [Posted in FML issue 2415]