Oh,oh here we go again.Now if you all sigh at the same time New Mexico will get a nice breeze. Superus Ferretus-a ferret that thinks he can fly and move 100 lb. objects. Ferretus Eliminatus-The shoving away of another ferret from the food dish or treat. Ferretus Tunnelus-a ferretus designing a tunnel system in his potty,sand box,and of course the expensive roses. Ferretus Insultus-the art of calling into question the parentage of another animal that had the nerve to think it was as good as a ferret,done by the ferretus of course. Ferretus Divide and Conquerus-the art of sending the cats in all different directions to confuse them. Ferretus Bopus-a game played by cats hissed off at being divided and conquerused. Ferretus Poofus-What happens when you surprise a ferret. Ferretus Pepe le Pewus-what happens to a hob in rut. Ferretus Smokeus-This is what happens when the ferret finally gets a taste of that chilie relleno you've been eating. Ferretus Pin Ballus-a ferret doing a very happy dance. Ferretus Space Warpus- the art of going in many different directions at the same time. With grateful thanks to my three inspirations Valentine(cleanup crew), Jasmine(send in the clown),and Taz(superus ferretus).Love,your human mom,Sandy. [Posted in FML issue 2392]