I would hereby like to officially start the rumor that My Fellow Ferrets ran the new secret digital transmission cable from the White House to the U.S. Courthouse for Big Bill's* testimony today to the Grand Expensive Tedious Scandal Jury. A (literally) underground group of us ---loosely allied with the FLO--- will be listening to the naughty little details as they are transmitted. We would be willing to share our findings in consideration of large donations of Ferretone, Furrovite, strawberry licorice and raisins to WOW (Weasels of Washington). God Bless America. *Clinton, not Gruber Ferret-in-Chief, Bumble B. Bobbitt [Posted in FML issue 2403]