Attention all operatives! From: Lt. Chipper-Dipper and Sgt. Gina-Bo-Bina The Mothership has advised us that our area is beleaguered with like-mind needing new headquarters! Our hoomus has considered bringing in more in-sole specialist from the Secretive Hidey Hole, known only as "The Shelter." Our Higher Commander, through our mediator, instructed the hoomus we advised "No Way!" (Lt.) and "Whatever" (hoomus slang-Sgt.). Prepare now! Others must not be selfish as us, but welcome to their hoomus' fortresses future units - the older the commando is the more well versed in maneuvers! Welcome new recruits with open paws and lavish ear lickings! Over And Out! Your faithful soldiers, deep in Raleigh, NC territory [Posted in FML issue 2370]