ARCANA FERRETUS: Secret treasures hidden in ferret hidey holes. ARGUMENTUM AD IGNORANTIAM: CaCa Fishing Gestapo debating tactics. ATTACKMENT: A quantitative approach to the determination of toe biting per household. CARPET SNORKLING: When a ferret tunnels under a rug. CAT SCAN: When a ferret actively seeks out a cat for torture. DIPLOMACY: When you say "Nice Ferret" while searching for the last raisin in the box. EDGING: When a ferret poopie lands half on and half off the newspaper. EVIL TWIN: The ferret that, even in one ferret-households, *MUST* have done the bad thing you just discovered, because your ferrets are too sweet to be considered. FAUX POO: A ferret faking it in the litter box to get a treat. FERRET IN COUNTER: When a ferret climbs up the inside of the sink to get into a drawer to hide. FRETTCHEN RETCHIN': A ferret with the dry heaves. FURBONICS: A ferret language dialect. GOO: Any "unknown" substance you get on your hand when picking up a ferret. HOSE: Something the experienced female ferreteer rarely wears. LOOSE CABOOSE: A ferret with the runs. PRIMED TO GO: A ferret after a meal of raisins. STAIN MASTER: A ferret with the runs. TURTLE RACING: When a ferret is covered from sight, such as being under a box lid or upside-down pet bed, and runs around the room with it on its back, carrying it like a turtle carapace. Bob C and 19 MO Dancin' Furdonuts (In Memory of Simon) [Posted in FML issue 2377]