Dear Carrie, Rick, Loki and Balder, My ferret, Socks, doesn't do much other than hide foodies in various places around the house. She has become more sweet and lovable since my other ferret, Lady, went to ferretheaven last year. She doesn't DOOK or wardance anymore but now I have love instead of entertainment! Anyway, she used to come when I called her with a squeaky toy (that hasn't changed), but now she comes when I make kissy smooch noises, too. Maybe there's a weird noise your fuzzies will respond to and you haven't discovered it yet. You CAN teach an old fuzzy new tricks. Good Luck! Lauren N. Socks (FerretVite is much yummier than Ferretone) [Posted in FML issue 2375]