>I noticed Mr. Salesman giving me a puzzled look, so I explained that "We
>have ferrets." Mr. Salesman immediately got a very concerned look on his
>face and inquired "Have you contacted an exterminator?"
 
Agh! I have ferrets too!
 
I find them in the bottom drawers, in the laundry hamper, on top of the
computer, in my bed, they're EVERYWHERE!
[Posted in FML issue 2343]