A BAIT: The use of treat baits such as ferrettone to stop squirming during nail clipping. BOOB TUBES: Two ferrets abreast. CON ANIMA: A ferret which tricks a human into giving it a treat, usually through fake visits to the litter box. DORK: Anyone working for the CaCa Fish and Gestapo. ENTERITIS: The frenzied rush of ferrets to enter a ferret free zone. EXHUME: Digging bits of organic rubble out of the hidey hole. FERRET TONE: The frequency of a ferret whine. G'DAY TRAY: The Aussie term for a ferret litter box. G.E. WHIZ: Otter Water under the refrigerator. HAZELNUT: The color of the goodies hanging under a chocolate hob. INTENT: Inside a lady's skirt. JOLLY ROGER: A hob in action. JOYSTICK: A ferret's bacula. KIT SHIN DINNER: A baby ferret chewing on the front of your lower leg. KNOCKERS: When two ferrets bump into each other repeatedly. LAWLESSLESS: The state of ferrets who refuses to watch Xena. MONKEY MEAT: The unknown meat in ferret kibble. NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS: Ferrets that belong to someone else. NOODLE: The shape of ferrets in a can of worms. NOODLE DOODLE: When a ferret poopie has a symbolic shape, such as the infinity sign. OTTER WATER: Those bright yellow floor puddles no ferret will own up to. PICKUP LINE: Occurs when you pick up a poopie and several ferrets queue up to see exactly what you are doing and how they can help. PROCRASTINATE: What ferret owners do instead of picking up poopie. QUANTITATIVE ANALYSIS: The attempt to count ferrets while they are running around the room. QUANTITY THEORY: The rules associated with ferret math. QUASIMOTOR: When a humped back ferret war dances around the room. RHEA: A bird commonly killed by ferrets in CaCa Land, usually while uttering the word "die" at the same time. SNOT FUNNY: When a ferret snorkles in your nostril. SWEET MEAT: The location on the inside of the elbow where a ferret loves to bite. TANGLE RANGLE: A person holding four or more excited ferrets trying to get at each other. TITTIE TWISTER: A ferret spinning inside your shirt. UNDER WAY: The shortcut the ferret takes under the sofa. VIENNA SAUSAGE: An Austrian ferret. WILDCAT: A ferret in a running frenzy. WYSIWYC: refers to the standard rule of poopie cleanup: What you see is what you clean. X MARKS THE SPOT: Any location away from the litter box. YAK: The organic material left after a ferret upchuck. YEARN: The southern term for otter water. YELLOW DOG: A champaigne hob. YELLOWTAIL: A tail that was dragged through otter water. YIPS: When a ferret yells while nipping another ferret. YUCCA: What a ferret says when living in CaCa Land (yuc!). ZEBRA: What ze ferret ducks into when slinking down ze blouse. ZOOM BOOM: A ferret farting while running. Bob C and 20 MO Procrastinatin' Pherts [Posted in FML issue 2338]