BEAST MASTER: The alpha male ferret. BOOBY PRIZE: What a ferret is looking for when they dive down the front of the shirt. CRUMMY FOOD: The tiny pieces of kibble left in the bottom of the dish. DEAD SOLDIER: A ferret sleeping, not dead. DETAILED: When a ferret loses the hair off their tail for any reason. DOMINO EFFECT: When a ferret knocks or dozes a single object which causes others to fall. Common on bookshelves. FRIGHT NIGHT: An evening with a ferret kit in your bed. HANG UP CALL: When a ferret whines after getting a claw caught on a blanket or in the carpet. HISSY FIT: When an angry or irritated ferret hisses at another. HOUSE GUEST: The ferret caretakers living in the same dwelling as their ferrets. JAILHOUSE ROCK: When a ferret shakes a carrier or cage in an attempt to get out. PAW PAW PATCH: An area of carpet made threadbare by digging ferrets. PIG IN A BLANKET: A ferret sleeping inside your bedcovers. POO CORNER: Any corner containing a litter box. SCOOTER: A ferret scooting backwards while holding something. SH*TFIT: When two ferrets fight and one flings poopie. SLICK SICKIES: Ferrets with diarrhea. STARE WAY TO HEAVEN: When a ferret just looks at you until you give them a treat or out of the cage. STAMPED: When a ferret leaves a nose print on your glasses. STROKED AND POKED: Another term for lick-lick-chomp. TROJAN HORSE: A box or bag filled with ferrets waiting to pounce on you as you pass by. TWIST AND SHOUT: When a ferret is squealing and fighting with another ferret. WATER WEASEL: A ferret that plays in the water dish. Bob C and 20 MO Sofa Surfers [Posted in FML issue 2334]