ANAL ATTITUDE: A ferret that will poof without notice. BUTT BATTLES: When two ferrets repeatedly slam each other. BUTT ID: When one ferret sniffs another's butt to see who it is. BYSTANDING: When one ferret watches another ferret beat up on a third. CLEANING HOUSE: A ferret moving toys from one spot to another. CLINCHER: Any bite where it is difficult to open the ferret's jaw. DIGGING FOR GOLD: When a ferret digs repeatedly on your skin. FARM BOY: A hob who mistakes anything for a jill. FLASH IN THE PAN: When a ferret runs from the litter box to poopie somewhere else. GRAND SLAM: When a ferret uses it's body to knock another ferret and manages to knock it off its feet. GRIN AND BARE IT: A toothy yawn. INNOCENT BYSTANDER: When one ferret is bystanding and gets nailed by one of the ferrets involved in the brawl. LIP STICK: When a ferret bites your lip when you expect a kiss. MOPPING THE FLOOR: When one ferret drags another around by the neck. MUD RAKING: Removing the sludge from the bottom of the litter box. NECK ID: When a ferret sniffs another ferret's neck to see who it is. NOSE OUT: When just the tip of a ferret's nose shows from under the covers. NIP AND YIP: The warning bite and bark of a cranky ferret. OOPSIE POOPSIE: When a ferret poops in the sink during a bath. POOP DECK: The area around the litter box that attracts the misses. POP GOES THE WEASEL: When a ferret passes wind. RIGHTS OF PASSAGE: Ferret-based rules for entering an occupied sleep sack; failure to obey the rights of passage often results in a nip and yip. RUN DOWN: When a ferret runs a distance then flops flat on its belly and becomes a flatliner. SHAGGING: When a ferret digs in your hair. SLAM: A ferret using it's body in an attempt to knock over another ferret. SLICK AS A WEASEL: A ferret just out of the bathtub. SLINKY: When a ferret sneaks up crawling on its belly. TALKIN' DIRT: Discussing a ferret's poopie. TAR BABY: When a ferret has poopie stuck anywhere on its body. TARRY TARRY NIGHT: When you find a poopie in the dark while walking barefoot. TOE JELLY: The poopie between your toes during a tarry tarry night. TREASURE HUNTER: A ferret searching for the treat that bounced over their head. UNDER WHERE?: The game of looking for a specific ferret. UNMASKED: When a ferret loses its mask while in its winter coat. U-TURN: A ferret bending double to reverse direction in a dryer tube. WET 'N WILD: The crazed running done by a ferret just after a bath. Bob C and 20 MO Mustelid Monsters [Posted in FML issue 2332]