AIR HEAD: A ferret "vaccuuming the air." ALL WASHED OUT: The state of ear canals after a ferret visitation. BAG MAN: A ferret inside a paper or plastic bag. BHORED: What happens after so many Diet 101 posts. BLACK HOLE: Any darkened opening that irresistably draws ferrets inside. BUTTING: The use of the rearend in an attempt to push an opponent over while wrestling. BUTT OUT: When a ferret sticks their butt out over the litter box and manages to drop their poopie on the floor. CAN OF WORMS: When three or more ferrets sleep together. CRACK: The first place a ferret checks when you squat to pick up poopie. DUALISM: When two ferrets attack at the same time. FUR GHOSTS: Ferrets that sneak up behind you, bite your leg, then disappear. GRAZING: A series of lick-lick-chomps. HEAD SPINNING: What some scruffed ferrets do in an attempt to bite. JUMP FOR JOY: The attempt to reach the candy bar on your desk, using your chair as a launching pad. KLINGON: The act of toe holding clothing. LIMPING: The act of sleeping totally relaxed while the body undergos strange contortions. NO: A word without meaning in Ferretese. PASSING GAS: The act of "poofing." PREDATION: The opposite of "postdation." RAISIN RUNS: The ultimate reaction of eating too many raisins. RUG BURN: The brown spot on the carpet after a wipe out. SHOE SHUFFLE: Walking in a dark room where ferrets are present. SHOOTING THE TUBES: Running down a dryer hose. SLIMED: The state of your sock after stepping before checking. S.N.D. (SLEEPING NOT DEAD): The deep sleep that fools some people into thinking their ferret has expired. SNARF AND BARF: When you fool your ferret into thinking they are getting nutrical but the discover the medicine before it goes down. TOE HOLD: When a ferret grabs you with their hind feet. VACCUUMING THE AIR: When a ferret stands on two feet, sways and sniffs the air attempting to find the missing hamburger. WIPE OUT: What happens when your ferret leaves the box after going poopie. Bob C and 20 MO Wrestlin' Warriors [Posted in FML issue 2330]