Howdy, After much thought, I have finally come up with a name for the newest Weezil of Doom. Many names were rejected before the correct one was found. Since he steals anything not bolted done (I still haven't found the VW Bug), I though about calling him Robin Hood (you know, the prince of thieves), but that seemed too cheesy and in reminded me of Kevin Costner (ugh). Then I thought a descriptive name would work but Skinny White Weezil With Bald Spots That Steals Everything was too much of a mouthful. I thought about naming one of the joke names like Sex, Crack, Hell, Idunno, or Stay but the neighbors already think I'm about two slices short of a loaf. It would be all I need for him to escape and I would be running around in a panic telling the neighbors that I'm looking for Sex, or asking them if they've see my Crack. And then it hit me, literally. Upon letting the hyper-charged little devil thief out of his cage one day, he proceeded to wardance and bounce around like an explosion in a superball factory. Until with one very large jump, Ka-Boing!, he hit my knee and bounced off. Then the light came on (actually it was more like a candle), the ferrets name is Ka-Boing!. It fit him perfectly. Plus it's really fun to say, Ka-Boing!, Ka-Boing!, Ka-Boing!. His full name is actually Travis Ka-Boing!, I kept his original name too because he is already going through an identity crisis [I'm a ferret?] And yes, the exclamation point is part of his name. Travis Ka-Boing! is doing alot better now than when he came to my place. He is now gaining weight and growing hair! Woohoo! So chances are it was just caused by poor nutrition and improper care, and not any major nasty medical-type thing. Well, gotta go search for that blasted Bug, Limejello & The Weezils of Doom "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." * Albert Einstein [Posted in FML issue 2349]