Captain Pato, I have received the requested information from General Stella. She has explained that moving can be a fun experience and a new way to torment the stoopid hooman beans. Moving is going a long long ways away, in something called a car. This is the same thing the stoopid hooman beans take you to the doctor's in, but this doesn't mean it is a bad place. It is just a way to get from here to there, like wardancing, but can go a lot longer. General Stella says she moved from Houston to Columbia, the same place you must talk your stoopid hooman into moving to. To annoy the stoopid hooman bean while your are in the car, all you have to do is take the cage or carrier door (the box they stick you in) in your teeth and rattle it. Information says your F.L.O. unit has 4 ferrets. The most important thing is to take turns rattling the door, so you can make noise no matter how long you are in the car. General Stella said they were able to keep it up for 19 hours, never allowing the hooman to sleep. Also reach out from the box and grab anything you can. This works especially well with any clothes in your way, just pull what you can inside the box and chew, rip or pee on it. And if you can find a chenille robe, it is possible to pull out pieces of that to distribute around the car. And never ever use the potty arrangements the stoopid hooman bean has made for you. The s.h.b. here was advised to use paper towels in the boxes instead of smaller boxes. Col. Pookie reports that this was the best thing to do, because they could dump water, pee and poop on the paper, then push it out the front of the boxes. Made the whole car stink. Columbia has two large units of F.L.O. troops, although reports from one are sketchy. That unit had its stoopid hooman bean totally under F.L.O. control, but it is not known whether this is still true. Reports of recent additions to that unit seem to indicate this, but more information is needed for comfirmation. This unit is in absolute power. There has also been another F.L.O. member to recently arrive in Columbia. Your additions would be put to excellent use. We understand that you are an expert in martial arts, specializing in rodent dispatching. We desperately need your training in this matter. Mazel Tov (codename Natasha), communications specialist Member in good standing, Mustaad, an elite branch of the F.L.O., trained in one to one combat and the hunting of war criminals [Posted in FML issue 2307]