For Ferret Liberation Organization Members Only!!!!!!! Help is desperately needed in Columbia Missouri. Send support troops immediately!! Stupid hooman bean has managed to divide troops into seperate p.o.w. cells and shows no signs of changing mind! Propoganda says it is for "our own good" while our former headquarters is being remodeled. Unit commander Miss Stella says stupid hooman bean is trying to brainwash us and we must be strong! Raisins and ferretone desperately needed to keep up strength. This is the first step in a larger plan to over throw all Missouri FLO units. If you have any ferretnity left in you, send help now! Mazel Tov (code name Natasha) communcations expert [Posted in FML issue 2294]