Well guys, I just couldn't resist. The first one is to the tune of Yesterday by the Beatles. CARPETSHARKS Carpetsharks.... Even though they don't meow or bark They will steal your socks, and then your heart Oh, I'm in love with carpetsharks. Suddenly, There's not half the socks there used to be All my inner soles are gone from me Oh, carpetsharks steal suddenly. Why they have to stash I don't know They wouldn't say I left something out It's been gone since yesterday. Fuzzybutts.... All my friends think that I'm going nuts Buying hammocks and small ferret huts And I love the smell of ferret butts. Why they have to play I don't know they wouldn't say First they leap on necks Scruff the dog, then run away. Carpetsharks Even though they don't meow or bark They will steal your socks, and then your heart Oh, I'm in love with carpetsharks. I'm in love with carpetsharks. The second one (and mercifully the last for now) is to the tune of Over the Rainbow. UNDER THE BUREAU Somewhere under the bureau Way down low, There's a treasure that's stashed there And all my ferrets know. Somewhere under the bureau Odd shoes lay And the socks that I planned to wear Are all stashed away. Some day I'll move the bottom drawer And find cheweasels on the floor With milk bones Where candies stick to halter tops Down low between the bottle tops That's where the towels are. Somewhere under the bureau Ferrets lie Ferts lie under the bureau Why then oh why can't I? If happy little weasels lie Beneath the bureau Why oh why can't I? Enjoy!(?) ;-> P.S. Wouldn't it be great to put together and publish a collection of filksongs? Maybe we could use it as a fundraiser for shelters. Of course we would have to be careful to use only public domain songs. If anyone knows about the legalities, or is interested, drop me a line, and maybe we can get something started. Melody Tomaszewicz Melodyt and the four fuzzbutts Furry--The Sebastian Cabot of ferrets. "I'm SO dignified." Sweetie--The FLO agent. "How on Earth did you get up there?" Friskie--Liberace reincarnated. "Where's that feather boa? It's naptime." Angel--aka Velociweasel, aka Pazuzu---Now in foster care. (Sob) [Posted in FML issue 2305]