See "I can't stand my filthy hippie owner", by Thunder the Ferret.
 
    http://www.theonion.com/onion3314/filthyhippieowner.html
 
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[Moderator's note: The above link contains what spme would consider to
be profanity... parental discretion advised, etc. etc.  BIG]
[Posted in FML issue 2279]