Yay, Jim! I love the "light"hearted stuff for a change, once in a while. Ok, how many ferrets does it take to change a light bulb? Twenty-seven. 5 to drag the cardboard sleeve with the bulb in it down the hall and up the stairs; 3 to try to simultaneously crawl into the sleeve; 6 to nose the light bulb around and around and around in a circle; 7 to find the stoopid hooman, 6 to bite his ankles while he stands on the stepladder; all 27 to run like banshees when the ankle-challenged stoopid hooman drops the old bulb with a loud POP! Kat [Posted in FML issue 2288]