Question: What do you get if you cross a wolverine and Lassie?
 
Answer:  A creature that rips your guts out and then runs to get help.
 
Ok, that's not ferret-related enough.  What do you get if you cross a ferret
and Lassie?  A creature that........anyone want to finish this?
 
Kat
[Posted in FML issue 2286]