I have read all of the 'You know you are a ferret lover..................." with many chuckles, head nods, and "Hey honey, listen to this's"..I never really considered that I would ever contribute to this wonderful area of humor, but..............A very recent 'happening' in my family has generated this one...I hope you find it as amusing as everyone in my family did, when they made the observation in the hospital as I held my new grandson for the first time! You know you are owned by ferrets when you hold your new grandson and talk to him and scritch him like he is a ferret. My family still hasn't stopped ribbing me about that....<GRIN> MC (Joe, The rude one!) [Posted in FML issue 2239]