I couldn't come up with another song just yet, so I perverted an old nursery rhyme. Hope you all enjoy it! ----- Jack and Jill climbed up a hill All made of mommy's bedding. They climbed inside There just to hide And then commenced to shedding. That very night when out the light Jack's mommy started itching She saw the hair All gathered there And really started bitching. So Jack & Jill no longer thrill To play in mommy's bedroom They've been locked out And though they pout, She says it's not their "shed" room! ----- I'm not entirely pleased with the last line, so if anyone comes up with something better, let me know. --Barb-- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- Barbara Carlson Carnegie Mellon University, Pittsburgh PA [log in to unmask] Work: (412) 268-1342 Home: (412) 481-5927 http://www.gsia.cmu.edu/andrew/bcarlson/home.html (under construction) Thought for the day: If "boring women have immaculate homes," I must be very interesting! -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- [Posted in FML issue 2258]