SWEET, DARLIN' CREATURES OF THE
     NIGHT,
STEALIN' EVERY DARN THING IN
     SIGHT,
SQUEAKN', SQWUAKIN'. CHIRPIN',
     AND TALKIN'
ATACKIN' EVERY FOOT AWALKIN',
EVER VIDUALENT FOR THE DREADED     SOCK,
WHO'S ONLY PROTECTION IS A BIG      PADLOCK,
A FERRET'S ONLY JOB IN LIFE IS TO       PLAY,
THER THE DEVILS IN THE NIGHT ........
      AND ANGELS EVERY DAY!
 
          GARY & CARLA EPPLER
                 proud parents of           TAZ,JILL,AND BUSTER
[Posted in FML issue 2211]