God, it's my favorite time of the year again; Cadbury mini-eggs are in the stores right beside the leftover Valentine's candy. I do NOT give my fuzzies chocolate, but once in a while due to their superior intelligence, they have liberated a Cadbury mini-egg or two. They are SO cute holding the little pastel egg between their paws. I tried to liberate an egg from them once -- not a good idea. Anyway (this here's a serious and timely issue), I also adore that Cadbury commercial were the bunny hops around clucking like a chicken. After America's enthusiastic reception of the Superbowl beer commercial ferret cum weasel, I was hoping the folks at Cadbury would feature a ferret in a Cadbury Easter egg commercial (like a rabbit would even eat a chocolate egg - from experience, I think rabbits prefer to eat the crotches out of panty hose). I can just see an adorable winsome ferret (say, my baby Mista) waddling across TV screens nationwide, maybe instead of clucking like a chicken, actually dooking (real dooks, which actually do kinda sound like a chicken laying an egg when they're low and continuous). Can't ya just see a pear-shaped chocolate sable (say, my baby Mista) unloading a basket of Cadbury mini-eggs with his little fuzzbutt hanging out? (I know all of you are with me on this.) So, how do I get in touch with the guys at Cadbury? They gotta hear this. (My husband thinks they don't gotta hear this...) Ferretz Rule, Lynne and the gang of 8 ("Mom, we know you have 14 bags of Cadbury mini-eggs hidden behind the toilet paper in the spare bathroom. Well, make that 13 bags...") [Posted in FML issue 2229]