Hi gang I have a story to tell I thought this to be an amazing story that just happend to me about 1 hour ago. I was in my room playing with ********. I know how he likes to curl up anmd play in things that are small and cosey. So I gave him a glass bottle he went inside the bottle and he fit perfectly it was a 1L mayonase bottle anyways he went in and never came out. He was stuck before I knew it. His head or the back of his head to be exact was at the mouth of the bottle so he could not bend his head to get out. So ( you know that flesh, flabby part on there necks) I pulled his flab on his neck very gentaly not to herd to caus him pain. He would not budge. I concidered putting a bit of oil on that spot so he would slip out. I did not becauce the way his head was it probley would not have worked anyways. Plus the oil might have got into his nose and that may have just added to my problems. So I decided that the best thing to do was to break the bottle. But thene there were more problems If I tryed to break the bottle the glass may have slashed or cut him sereously or it could have gotten my in me. I took toe bottle with ******** inside. I noticed that the pads on his feet were getting a lighter colour I am not sure if this was due to lack of oxygin or just the cold arter all it in winter on my side of the computer. Anywas I accounted it to being a lack of oxygin so I had to work quickley. I had to 1) Get ******** out of the bottle very fast before he suficated. 2) Break the bottle 3) Break it in a way that prevented it from cutting him or me. 4) get hin inside before either of us froze. I tryed several times to get the bottle cracked with no avail so I just wacked it on the ground (not extremial hard so as not to hert ********) and it shartered. I scuped up ******** and checked that he had no cuts or bruses. He had none He was strong just like the character I named him after. I quickley cuddled him and took him inside. I warn everyone to be careful where your ferret goes and what he/she does. *********** & ******** *********** " Are you alright?" ******** "Ya ya none problems this there jar was a tight squese" [BA] [Posted in FML issue 2174]