LOL!!!! Oh, some of these hit *too* close to home! I have one to add (I actually said this): You're feeling poorly and out blurts, "I need to go to the vet!" <g> -Tasha http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Chamber/5368/ The development of our cerebral cortex has been the greatest achievement of the evolutionary processes. Big deal. -- Fox Mulder, FBI Verbum sapienti:/quo plus habent,/eo plus cupiunt./Post nubila, Phoebus. -- Enya [Posted in FML issue 2186]