I read something by Bonnie, who suggested that there are ferrets masquerading as people on this list. Folks, this may sound crazy, but my wife Rachelle, who sends contributions to this list quite frequently now, is a ferret. She may LOOK human, what with being 5'7" and having long arms and legs, a rounded head, and other human characteristics, but, she is indeed a ferret, I tell you. The woman is just as nutty as our "real" ferrets, McKyle and Merlin. She hops around like a ferret, as well. Well, now that you know the truth, don't let her fool you anymore. She, McKyle, and Merlin are in cahoots trying to overtake this list and make all of you readers (and me too) submit to her will, which includes free-flowing ferretone bottles and lots of playing and hopping. I've got to go now; if she finds me writing this she may bite. Most sincerely, Mr. David J. Tuvell [Posted in FML issue 2177]