FLO HIGH COMMAND TOP SECRET Reporting Operative: Colonel Squirt (aka "KatTrap") Participating Operative: Lt. PB, Surveillance Specialist The first stage of our mission has been successful! We are now holding one POW. The only information that we've been able to obtain is her name and rank. Lt. Chessie Cat is remaining uncooperative. We know nothing of her mission. However, we are continuing water torture, and we expect her to crack soon. The capture of the prisoner was difficult, as she is extremely wiley. After months of recon, we developed a plan. The key is to sneak up from behind, then administer a sharp bite to the back of the head. Don't let go!! They'll give up eventually. WARNING: BEWARE OF A MYSTERIOUS SUBSTANCE KNOWN AS "CATNIP". THIS SUBSTANCE APPEARS TO MAKE KITTY KOMMANDOS INVINSIBLE!! IF THEY ARE UNDER THE INFLUENCE, RETREAT IMMEDIATELY! I will report back when we have more information. Colonel Squirt signing off. [Posted in FML issue 2203]