****************************** FLO DISPATCH -- DOOK PRIORITY ONE! Reporting Operative -- CAPTAIN CASEY -- Supreme Allied Commander FLO Academy Participating Operatives -- LIEUTENANT GYPSY -- SNH Hypnotism Expert CORPORAL KAHLUA -- Apple Annihilator & Anti Kitty Specialist ****************************** Captain Casey reporting to all FLO operatives .... dooks and salutations! Captain Casey here! I've infiltrated the Silly Neutral Hooman workplace known as "General Electric" by hopping a ride in my SNH's bookbag. Sergeant Sarge and I have been traveling the world looking for new FLO recruits and I decided to check back in with the silly old hooman to see how he's doing. He is chatting at the coffee machine and suspects nothing!! Buuuwwaaaahahahahahahahaaa!!! I am so proud of my newest recruits, Lieutenant Gypsy and Corporal Kahlua. They brilliantly executed OPERATION "DOWN WITH MEOW MIX" .... otherwise nick-named in FLO insider circles as "The Great Escape". Our Super Secret Spy Stuff, Spy Network (or S.S.S.S.S.N.) has informed regional FLO commanders to be on the lookout for Kitty Kommando Secret Spy Listening Devices hidden in Trash Cans, Fireplaces, etc. The SSSSSN dispatch on the Kitty Kommandos told us that the KK's favorite place to hide the listening devices was in APPLES! Our brave FLO Agents Lieutenant Gypsy and Corporal Kahlua used a new SNH Hypnotism technique to fool the silly hooman into leaving the cage unlocked. When our SNH's left to go to a "Souper-Bowel" (yuk) party, Gypsy and Kahlua made their move to irradiate the Kitty Kommando listening devices from the household! OPERATION DOWN WITH MEOW MIX was underway! We believed that the neighbor's evil Kitty Kommando "Ramone" (a.k.a. Baron Von Ramoneshitz) had placed a Kitty Kommando spy device somewhere in the house. After the cage was left unlocked, Gypsy and Kahlua ran around the house, overturning the KK's food (The SNH known as Beth sometimes feeds the Neighbor's evil Kitty Kommando), the SNH's trashcans and pushed books off the shelves! They got into the fireplace and spread around the ashes, looking for the bug. Then they found the apples!!! Just to make sure that the apples weren't bugged, they took a bite from all of them!!! One suspicious looking apple in particular was dragged off to a special FLO Anti-Bug sight (the hall closet) and ripped to shreds!!! They made me proud!! When the SNH's returned, Gypsy and Kahlua had tummy-aches, but they did their job and cleared the premises of the evil Kitty Kommando influence!! Three dooks for Gypsy and Kahlua!!!!!!! ------- END OF DISPATCH ------ Captain Casey P.S. Yes, we did monitor the special FLO "Guest Appearance" on the Souper-Bowel commercials. It was really a weasel disguised as a FLO Agent. A *REAL* FLO agent never would have botched that job of electrocuting the Budweiser Frogs. [Posted in FML issue 2201]