Ferreteers: Dis here is Commander Eli, of the Arcadia Division of the FLO. The Momma got home from the Orlydoo place and we needs to update all operatives. First of all - We is infertrated the Northeast! Yesss!!! Noel and Bogart are both on their way to the cold Northeast where they promises they will teach them Yankee ferts about sunshine and warm stuffs and how to catch cockaroaches and how not get fleeeees and stuffs. Bogart is goin' home with the Ronfert, which is a good thing. The Momma really likes the Ronfert, she sez. She's a nice girl, Momma sez...I dunno - She lives Up North & all...well, Bogart's the boy & he'll Suthrunize her. Noel got took away by some lady named Jan. Jan is nice & stuff, but she confused The Momma coz she sounds like a fuzzbug. She's tall and she's real purty & she knows all about the art of loving ferrets,and she smells like a silly neutral hooman, but she SOUNDS like a ferret. Boris & Natasha came home with The Momma. They're probably gonna go to Uncle Jim in Winter Haven to visit for a while. Stubby and Jackie Hawley became true fert-friends real fast.The Momma kept sayin Let us not to the marriage of true minds admit impediment - well, you know how The Momma is... The Momma met Mary Alice from Nevada who is also a Fredonia mom - hmmmph, like Heidi v. Fredonia is all that big a deal! The Momma came home all excited & saying stuffs like Ferret People are so wonderful, Ferret People are so this-n-that...hmmmph! Now The Momma's home, we gots to remind her about real Ferret People - US! The Momma came home real stubborn about nips and nail-clipping and feets-biting and ferret stuff. She won't let us shred newpaper or bite ankles. When we fusses, she stops us. Worst of all - she keeps scooping us all up and sniggling our tummys! Ick! She calls us all her saweetest boogerbutts, her babiest hunnybunnies, her darlinest patooterheads. Sheees! So, FLO operatives, if The Momma is an example, we have to bide our time. When SNH get together they come up with all kinds of ideas & stuff. When you hear NoNoNo Badferret!!! you'll know things is back to normal. Just wait, lay flatferret, and very soon all this FML10 stuff will die down and we can go back to our plans to Take Over The Entire Universe in the Name of Ferrethood! The Momma is real tired today, so you can always write back to me on her email account. hehehe.... Dooks & ferret hugs, Commander Eli FLO Arcadia Division Tampa Branch [Posted in FML issue 2199]