Hey there Ferrety people! I would like to introduce my family to you, startin with the most important one...ME! My name is McKyle Took-Took Tuvell and I run this house, no matter what my mom says! I am a MF sable male, the handsomest EVER!! I am going to be seven months old on November 17. My mom still thinks I am a baby but you all know better, right? I'm almost grown! Soon I get a girlfrien...Yeah! I really love Ferretone and orange juice and hoppin around and diggin!! Oh yeah, and nippin noses! I am an only child right now, but like I said, my mom wants to get me a girlfrien soon! Anyway--about my boring parents! Mom (the humans call her Rachelle) works and she hates her job but everyday when she comes home she says she's so happy to see her baby, but I just nip her nose and say "Mom!! I'm not a BABY!" But she never listens! She wants to go back to school soon, maybe to be a vet tech. Uhoh, I hope she won't give me any shots! She is what she calls a "seamstress", whatever that is. Strange people come over and she wraps this long tape with numbers on it around them and then she uses this loud machine to make stuff on for them. I am not allowed to play with the strange people that come over for this but OH do I want to!! My Daddy, whom the humans call David, is a student at University of Florida. He is studying English and Philosophy, which I think is really boring--why isn't he playing with me instead? He watches too much TV and mom and me think he's a lazy bum 'cause he never cleans my poop box or feeds me, mom always has to do it. We, the Tuvells, live in Gainesville, Florida. We'd really like to know if any other ferrets in our area want to get together and play sometime! My mom likes this idea of the "introductions" on the FML. She hopes the talk gets more positive and a lot less critical real soon, but I say the heck with that nonsense, can't we just talk about Ferretone and diggin????? Love to all from this handsome furry furret---lookin for love------ McKyle T. Tuvell P.S. Ladies, I have a big, brand new playroom, lots of toys, an endless supply of Ferretone, and lots of love to share with YOU! Gimme a call and you'll spend no more lonely nights lookin for the ferret of your wildest dreams! >:) ---MyKyle [Posted in FML issue 2147]