No, lets take the cost of the candle and send it to her.
 
If every subscriber sent her 10 cents for each ferret lost ($8.20 not even
the cost of a carton of cigarettes) mulitplied by the circulation of the FML
2876...yes, the figure is staggering.  Even if every subscriber sent her 82
cents (a penny for each ferret) it would be fantastic.  Is 82 cents too much
to ask?  total you would spend 82 cents + postage = about $1.25 (cost of a
carton of ciggarettes)
[Posted in FML issue 2144]