Hello Y'all, After all the recent bru-ha-ha over my alleged sexual proclivities, I thought everyone might be interested in this. Perhaps, perhaps not. This mistress of perversion has finally gotten her grades in for the past semester. In my deviance class I made a "C", my Evolution of Human Sexuality I made a "C+", and in my Human Sexuality class I made a "D." Not so great for such a weirdo. I guess I will just have to work harder at it in the future. Sigh. Mags, Mistress of the Mid-Missouri Mustelid Mutant Maniacs Warning-the above post more than likely contains Celtic humor, otherwise known as satire and sarcasm. If unsure, ask your local Celt. If still unsure, read Jonathan Swift or watch the movie "The Commitments." [Posted in FML issue 2167]