While poking around in what used to be my bedroom in my parents house
tonight, I came across a list from ?15? years ago (when I was a teenager :))-
"101 Ways to Say No (I'd love to but...)" (Date excuses)
 
#16 read "I'm teaching my ferret to yodel."
 
(My personal favorite was #59 "My chocolate appreciation class meets
that night.")
 
-Ilena
[Posted in FML issue 2138]