While poking around in what used to be my bedroom in my parents house tonight, I came across a list from ?15? years ago (when I was a teenager :))- "101 Ways to Say No (I'd love to but...)" (Date excuses) #16 read "I'm teaching my ferret to yodel." (My personal favorite was #59 "My chocolate appreciation class meets that night.") -Ilena [Posted in FML issue 2138]