Greetings from the Weezils of Doom, We wanted to tell you about the one of the great funs our Human provides for us. Every now and then he uses this big, metal box thingy he calls a stove. He uses it to do something to his food(Humans are funny the way they play with their food like that). Sometimes he plays with food called bacon. That's when the fun begins. First, he starts playing with the bacon until it starts hissing and popping. From the sound, the bacon must be having alot of fun playing. Sometimes it must bite our Human, because he's always jerking his hand away and Ouching. After a while, the bacon starts making real cool smoke and a neat smell. This gets us excited because it's something new and different. Then the round thingy on the ceiling with the red light starts making this wonderfully horrendous noise. This gets us even more excited. We start wardancing all over. Our Human will run over to the round thingy on the ceiling and bang on it to show his appreciation for the noise. The Pomeranian joins in on the fun by barking his head off. Our Human then heads toward the sliding glass door. We immediately see our cue to start playing "catch the feet". We try to grab our Humans feet while he dashes across the living room. It's kinda like playing tag. The Pomeranian tries to help by standing right in front of our Human to try to slow him down. When he finally makes it to the door, he pulls it open and we take our next cue to start playing "backwards leapfrog". We try to get out the door one at a time and when one of us just about gets outside, our Human picks us up and leapfrogs us to the back of the line. What great fun. We know our Human enjoys it because he keeps saying "dammit", which we know is Human for "whee, what fun". When backwards leapfrog is over, our Human closes the screen door and puts the big fan blowing outside. This leads to more fun because it creates a big whooshing wind which blows things all over. Then we play another round of "catch the feet" back to the round thingy on the ceiling so our Human can wave a magazine at the round thingy until it shuts up. We usually play a couple of rounds of this game until our Human is done playing with the bacon. What fun! Our Human is quite silly sometimes, he always signs his posts with Mikey B. We feel this is too silly, so we are going to change his signature file so he signs with Limejello instead. We feel that is a much more better signature. Hehe. The Weezils of Doom & Our Human-Limejello -Insanity -Ricochet -Turbo -Mr. Lugnut Chains [Posted in FML issue 2132]