Be careful! This is not a toy, this is an incitement to riot!
 
The cheweasel has been known to cause barroom brawls to break out.  Mild
mannered ferrets will hiss and scream at other ferrets (or you!) to keep it
in their possession.
 
Ferrets become addicted to it faster than humans to crack cocaine.
 
At the very least, make sure you have enough to go around. :-)
 
Linda Iroff
North Coast Ferret Shelter
http://www.oberlin.edu/~liroff/ncfs.html
[Posted in FML issue 2109]