Howdy all, I just figured out a brilliant way to protect electrical cords from well-meaning but misinformed weezils. Some weezils tend to believe the cords are viscious creatures that must be destroyed at all costs. But they don't realize the danger of unleashing the horrible 'Tricity monster. I, with my incredible problem-solving capabilities, have come up with an excellent, brilliant solution (note the modesty). I use flexible wire looms. They are small tubes of plastic split down one side used for organizing and protecting wires on cars. I have found that they work great on house electrical cords also. They keep the weezils out and the 'Tricity monster in. And they have the added bonus of organizing that ugly-looking clump of wires behind your entertainment system. The cheapest place I've found to get flexible wire looms is the JC Whitney catalog, an auto parts catalog. You can get them in many sizes and lengths, and even different colors so you can match your present decor. You can order a free catalog at this address: http://www.edmund.com/edweb/JCWhitney/JCWhitney.html. I just wanted to share my solution to this problem with all of you in case someone else out there has the same problem. I have another problem that I haven't found a solution for. I've made some hammocks/tunnels out of old t-shirts (I'm not paying $15 for one at the store) and I can't find those spring clip thingies that clip onto the end of the chain and to the cage. I've found some at hardware stores, but they are big, fancy and expensive. I just need the little cheapy ones like the ones that come with the hammocks from the store. Does anyone know where I can find some of these things? I would be very much obliged if you did. Right now I'm using small bungee cords to hold them up, which doesn't work too well because 1) they don't provide enough support and the weezils tend to fall over the edge, and 2) the weezils keep stealing them. So if anyone has a solution to this little problem, let me know. Thank you and Good day, Mikey B & the Weezils of Doom OK, who stopped payment on my reality check? [Posted in FML issue 2106]