"Sham-Phews" Snickers and Cheesecake have finally come up with a solution to the human stink problem.."Fert Plus". You say what is this "Fert Plus" its not a what its a "Fert". Simply take your favorite friendly fuzzyball and rub liberally on your head, for that matter rub them all over your entire body. You will experience the fine aroma that us ferts put out. You ladys your skin will be so greasy soft, you men you will find that women humans will attack that musky smell of yours. Hey don't thank us we love to be rubbed. Don't forget those hard to see places we fuzzballs aren't bashful, just a little rub here and there and you will be surprised every place you go other humans will say "You smell like a fert." and you don't even have to say "Excuse me". So come on buy a "Fert Plus" today and you will be completely noticed, we ferts guarantee it!! Stay tuned for Chapter 4, Diana at <[log in to unmask]> [Posted in FML issue 2105]