well I'm late as usual! but I had to add one to the heep. I don't think anyone else had this one, my better half came up with it: All's ferret in love and war. and we now have a new song we sing to the ferret and just in general - really embarassing if anyone hears us! this is to the theme of "The Black Adder" a BBS series, quite funny I might add. Last stanza of the song. Ok, now if only Fidget was black this would work perfectly! Black ferret, black ferret With many a cunning plan. Black ferret, black ferret you are a little man. (when Fidget is being bad I go get him and give him his lecture, starting with, "now little man") cheers chris and Fidget -- Bacca's Menagerie www.geocities.com/Heartland/Prairie/3230 [Posted in FML issue 2072]