"The average American has the attention span of a ferret after a double cappuccino." - Dennis Miller Topics in this issue: 1. All those cute things ferrets smell like 2. Sweetest little fuzzies you could ever meet 3. Billy & Bear e-mail Grandma 4. Little ferrets who LOVE snow 5. My Morning 6. Ferret WebRing 7. Doyle Zoo Newz 4 Youz To subscribe: Type "Subscribe FERRET-TAILS" in an e-mail to [log in to unmask] [Posted in FML issue 2076]