Hi FMLers, ferret math has struck, followed by disaster. First, I adopted a "bad biter" whose owner was going to put him to sleep. He is a gorgeous male, chocolate with a white bib and the most soulful face I have ever seen. Well one week later, after some love, treats and time with my 6-pack of ladies, he is down to an occassional loving nip. Meanwhile, I rescued two of the sweetest fuzzbutts from some people who kept them outside in a filthy cage, no toys, no treats, no shots, etc. They are underweight but greatful to be here. They go to the vet Monday for a check-up and heartworm check, and in the meantime, they have put a serious dent in a 20 lb. bag of Totally Ferret. My real problem is my #2 baby, Calamity. She is a MF sable, almost 4 years old. She had adrenal surgery a year ago, has been on Lysodren since October, and just had some radical surgery for a renal tumor which leaves her unable to hold her urine. She is a fighter and wants to live and play so much, that I want to give her every chance. Any suggestions for diapers, belly bands, etc. so that she can have quality time out of the cage? We had to rule out a Foley catheter, because I can't be home to empty it every 4 hrs. Any and all suggestions will be appreciated. P.S. If I don't manage to make myself give up the 2 rescues, ferret math makes that 9 fuzzbutts - how does one know when they have too many? [Posted in FML issue 2023]